No. It’s not worth the lasting damage it would cause. You’ll need to live with it for the rest of your life.

All the people answering “yes” so confidently are severely underestimating the life-altering consequences this sort of trauma can cause. No amount of money would ever fix it.

What is her job?

TABLES!!

Nooo, my database is fucked!

I’ll just pay someone else to measure it.

I was actually measuring my desk today as I want to fit a draw under it.

Look, if I can’t slap my dick down on the table, life isn’t worth living. And, by definition, that is a form of dick measuring. Since it measures the dick against the table, the table is therefore measured against the dick.

However! If someone would volunteer to be a flesh table for the period of the no-table-measuring, that would be acceptable. If I can measure my dick against someone’s shoulders or hips, problem solved, and I’m 200 mil richer.

36 hours in and I would think I’m in the clear then someone would need some real help, like loading their truck to move some stuff for their kids party and ask me, “think it will all fit?” In that moment reflexes would lose the money.

Order 200m worth of tables demand 3 day delivery

Depends which table

For 200m I could just hide in bed for a few days.

So no bananas for a couple days…

Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge

Bring it on

what if I don’t use a tape measure?

If the width and the hight of the table… Hold on… Oh crap i already lost the money.

Rogal Dorn, is that you?