I’ve figured it out. Imagine that Mia farrow and woody Allen were cousins and Soon-Yi were the child of Farrow’s deceased previous husband (I assume there’s no divorce, but I’ve never played this game). Then Soon-Yi marries a sibling of Ronan Farrow, who also dies. Now, if she and Ronan farrow get married, she’s his cousin, half-sister, sister-in-law, niece, and wife.

Then if he’s the king and they like each other, she’s the queen, his vassal, and his friend.

Edit: I guess Mia farrow would also have to be dead for Soon-Yi and Allen to have gotten married.

I wonder what the family tree looks like.

Reminds me of that star wars copypasta that ends with “… and she was a good friend”

I could be wrong but I think I figured it out:

• Your mom and dad are siblings.
• They have minimum 3 kids: 2 boys and a girl.
• Your dad married his daughter and had another daughter with her.
• That woman married your brother.
• That woman also married you.

Doesn’t matter, had sex

Ah, the Habsburg gambit