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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • I posted this elsewhere, but this is one of the few times I buy the conspiracy theory, not the official story.

    Dude pulls off a targeted assassination, gets away clean, trolls the cops with a bag of monopoly money, gets out of the state, stays essentially hidden for almost a week… And then gets clocked by some poor maccas employee and gets taken in with a manifesto AND a gun on his person?

    It’s the nazi flag and 3 copies of The Sims all over again, except this time the folks doing it are slightly more competent and actually pulled it off.

    This case is so important, so high profile, that they just need to arrest someone ASAP. Anyone. And that person is not in for a good time.