Military parades
Especially for draft dodgers, imagine one of those would ask for a military parade for his birthday.
Anything gilt in gold. Its a poor mans idea of wealth
Have you seen the new improved oval office?
Case in point
Any clothing brand that is just expensive for most individuals to buy (ie. Gucci, Michael Kors, Lui Vutton, and others). These are all made incredibly cheap and flimsy, and you are just paying for the brand. Most of the wealthy will either buy the same brand but from their exclusive collection (not available to commoners) that are actually well made and durable, or will buy other brands (ie. John Lobb, Schaeffer’s, Frette) that actually last so long that they can be passed down if wanted. Lastly, when you see someone famous or wealthy appearing on the spotlight with something you can buy at a store (mostly super expensive like a Bellenciaga) they are lended to them for the publicity alone.
I just personally prefer to dress like Adam Sandler most of the time.
Yes, rich people tend to wear expensive but durable clothes that last a long time.
Have also noticed they tend to drive older cars too. I guess they have nothing to prove to anyone else.
My grandma was wealthy as fuck. All her clothes were made for her. She’d have died before she bought any kind of label, she thought they were common.
Food with gold leaf. It doesn’t add to the taste, it doesn’t add to the look, but rich people and wannabe alike love it because it has gold and they have trash taste. If i went fine dining and see a gold leaf covered food, imma send it back because it’s aurum contaminated. And i said it as someone who won’t ever set foot in fine dining restaurant.
Why is it an objectively trashy: it’s a simplest way to appease those wealth chaser and showoff, yet it takes 0 effort to apply it and overcharging their food.
Saw a thing about the world’s most expensive pizza ($2k+) the other night. Squid ink pizza dough, caviar, truffles, gold leaf, etc. It looked revolting.
A lot of people doesn’t realise that expensive ingredient doesn’t make the best food, it just make them look pretentious.
that was salt-baes thing, overpriced, overcooked food with a little gold.
and for some reason his forearm sweat…
people were willing to pay 1600 for his shitty gold flaked burnt steak.
because people in general are fucking idiots. Only a tiny handful of people are actually capable of rational thought
wait till you figure out that some rich people like the fact it makes their shit gold flecked
Lobster. It was originally poor people’s food. Crustaceans are just insects of the sea.
They taste good though
When they’re fresh, have been kept on ice, boiled in clean water, and served up with garlic butter they are.
When you send the scullery maid down to the shore to shovel up whatever washed up, throw it in a pot and boil the shit out of it… Well I imagine it’s marginally better than starving anyways.
Fake nails.
Panther print. Gold lamé sandals. Lip filler. Spray tan.
Trump.
The Kardashains
Teslas
They’ve always looked like they were a toy car to me
At first I thought it was neat how unflashy they looked, after a while I found them boring and unremarkable and then I realised they look like car examples you would find in a 3D design program.
MAGA apparel and flags.
Giant fake gold chains lol
Most cars especially BMW, Cybertrucks, corvettes, cameros, Hummers. Chat gpt, caviar, phone ring tones, expensive weddings, store bought cakes/cupcakes, fake grass/colored rock landscaping, overpaying/over borrowing for higher education.
store bought cakes
All store bought cakes?
Yeah, they lost me there.
Cars? ChatGPT, the free service? Ringtones???
I’m still holding my judgement on caviar. I assume there’s a reason that it’s so popular, and not just because it’s expensive, which is to say that I think the people shelling out to eat it wouldn’t do so if it tasted like fish ass.
I used to work in the seafood industry and I got invited to a seafood expo once. There were tons of vendors and since I’m super poor and not fancy, i ate everything. Figured I’d never get another chance. I ate so much caviar and roe that day.
It’s fuckin’ nasty. Every species and preparation I tried. Tbf I was at an expo, not a nice resturant, but also tbf, it was an expo, they were trying to market their best products.
Well, I’ll be damned. Straight from the horse’s mouth, it really does taste like crap. That’s wild, maybe it’s stuffed with vitamins and minerals… someone ages ago had the idea to cram those fish eggs into their craw, so I guess it was one of those meals of necessity? If that’s the case, I’ll be damned if I can figure out why someone would luxuriate crummy eggs on crackers.
I’ve had it and while it’s good it’s often served with hard boiled eggs and crackers so it kinda tasted like those things. I would say it’s overrated.
flashy, gaudy gold, or diamond encrusted rooms by rich people.
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