If it were real facts we’d just call them facts.
If it were real medicine we’d just call it medicine.
If it were real news we’d just call it news.
I’m not saying this rule always works, just sometimes.
I think Tim Minchin, in his prime coined the saying: Alternative medicine is either:
- Medicine that has not been proven to work Or
- Medicine that has been proven not to work You know what they call alternative medicine that’s proven to work? “Medicine”
Came here to make the Minchin comparison.
Tbf the wording in OP’s post suggests it might be intentional.
Side note, anyone who doesn’t get the reference, here’s an animated version of Tim Minchin’s beat poem Storm. It’s only about 11 minutes long and very entertaining, especially for anyone who appreciates a scientific approach to the unknown. It’s been around for a while but seems more poignant today than ever.
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We need to find an bullshit to fossil fuels and plastic bags. You can’t just ignore these problems, and listen to bullshit rock all day long.
Yep, that works perfectly.
Sometimes the word alternate should be replaced with the word bullshit
Control bullshit delete
Are you calling Faith No More “bullshit metal” ? 😮
Maybe not Faith No More, but I think that’s an accurate genre tag for Mr. Bungle. In the most loving and respectful way, of course.
I’d say avantgarde metal for Mr. Bungle, they went through (and back to) so many genres, and they paved the way for so many bands
But obviously “avantgarde” can often be called bullshit (half kidding)
Has anybody ever actually unironically said “alternative facts”?
Well, to me it means “alternative to”, so you can either have medicine or the alternative (to medicine). Alternative to facts is bullshit, so that checks out.
You’re right.
Also, add the word ‘faith’ to that list.
Alternative Right. Yup. That works.
Alternative energy sources. Hmm. Maybe not everything.
Linux the alternative os to Windows?
windows the bullshit os to linux
Totally agree
