The Onion is usually good, but this headline is perfection. 🤌
My wife’s niece got hitched in a catholic high mass. It was three hours long. I could have used one of these.
I would have just gotten up to leave. I’m not ruining my bladder cuz you wanna put a ring on it.
My buddy’s wedding was a 15 minute ceremony in a nice theatre followed immediately by the reception in the same room where we all got trashed. Perfection.
A theater is a great idea. Why don’t more people have weddings at one?
Ugh why do people do that? It’s even worse when you are kid who was raised irreligious. Do they think everyone they know is Catholic?
There’s nowhere to pee in a rich man’s house except his face.
“Find the bathroom all right?”
“Uh…yeeeeah.”
When the ceremony is over, soak the groom
Bezos brand diapers: employee rated!
This is more for trump like actions, but he invited a trump to the wedding and it’s relevant.
Bezos, you have now been awarded the Golden Diaper.
I love it
Yellow diamonds look like peepee
