• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Alaska: “We have the biggest state!”

    Texas: “How long does it take to drive across?”

    Alaska: “We wouldn’t know, we’ve never left Anchorage.”

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      Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.