My favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.
Alaska: “We have the biggest state!”
Texas: “How long does it take to drive across?”
Alaska: “We wouldn’t know, we’ve never left Anchorage.”
Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.
mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state
Only pipelines
I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.
Texans can’t.
Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don’t.
So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.
You can buy delta8 or whatever it is now at shops in TX tho, in fact https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/22/texas-thc-ban-bill-greg-abbott-veto-senate-bill-3/
One good thing Abbott has done
my state of despair
laughs in Western Australian
Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.
Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea levelEveryone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.
Actually makes me wonder what the 3d surface areas are relative to their 2d projected surface area.
Oh yeah? Well my state is blue.
(Aka not considered a shithole state)
Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.
Lol
Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the bumper?
People who take care of their cars, that’s who.
My province is bigger than your state
You assume I give a shit about the state where I live.
It’s such a fundamental information.
the arrogant cowboys are the best NFL team to ever do it
Every year is our year!
