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minus-squareakilou@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up92·4 days agoMy favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·4 days agoAlaska: “We have the biggest state!” Texas: “How long does it take to drive across?” Alaska: “We wouldn’t know, we’ve never left Anchorage.”
minus-squareakilou@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34·4 days agoAlaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 days ago mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state Only pipelines
My favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.
Alaska: “We have the biggest state!”
Texas: “How long does it take to drive across?”
Alaska: “We wouldn’t know, we’ve never left Anchorage.”
Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.
Only pipelines