Dog Food
looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag… 7-10 days…
looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag… 3-5 days…
looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag… probably 2 days…
looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag… fuck 1 day… takes 2 days to get ship…
Well gal, chicken it is…
Auto ship from Chewy solved this for me heheh
All her food comes from chewy and I’ve tried this.
You know we should try auto order.
Orders food
Comes in just fine, But we’ve misguessed on the reorder date.
We’ll just single order a second bag so that we’ve got one in stock. It’s kind of ridiculous to have 68 lb of dog food around but it won’t go bad that soon.
Single bag comes in, 3 days later reorder bag comes in…
Dog: btw I hate this dog food and I’m not eating it anymore
O.O
Add some crumbles in: nope
Add some wet food in: nope
Gravy, chicken, start doing food theater.
Dog: The dry food is now poison
In the middle of trying to solve this we get another reorder.
Chewy lets us cancel and donate that bag to the local animal shelter.
We change over from a duck version to a salmon version, dogs been eating it fine now for 2 years.
I love chewy to death but between our own incompetence and our dogs fickle eating habits…
I’ve started baking chicken thighs from Costco. $1.79 a pound, They are easy to debone and a $20 package fills four tall deli containers. The dry food is now a condiment for teeth health. And if it runs out she can Make it just fine on meat for a couple of days.
Haha, fair enough, I never had a picky eater yet!
Cries in ADHD. I do this all the time with my cats lol
I’ve seen a lot of shower thoughts, but this thought is the showerest
I was thinking the same thing, but with the word *showeriest
What about “welp, time to poop”?
Oh no.
“These shower floor tiles seem slippery”
Then you put the extra bottle you bought away, and realize you really should have checked the cabinet, and now you have 3.
Thank you for making laugh in the middle of my life loathing rant 😂
Laugh at what?
It’s a shower thought
Right but it isn’t funny.
Comedy is subjective
This isn’t comedy.
What is comedy?
This, right here, is the highest quality “Shower Thought” I’ve ever encountered. You win!
What do they win? Hopefully shampoo
Conditioner!
Took me about 5 seconds to get this.
So…not a LONG time, but I’m still ashamed it wasn’t instant.
This, but every evening a week straight until the bottle is actually empty and then I walk around with greasy hair until I get weird looks from people at the mall, at which point I remember to buy it.
This is why I subscribe
Shower thoughts in the shower? Hmm…
And how many bottles are still in your closet? Because that’s always the first thing you should check after thinking that particular thought.
I have three bottles, still sitting neatly in their half of the 2 pack packaging. It hurts.
In two years, only these two guys thought of buying more shampoo.
Back before covid, like June of 2019, I bought a whole bunch of soap, shampoo etc. figuring that stuff has a very long shelf life. I’m actually still working through the stocks I bought, I’ve probably got enough bath soap to last into the 2030s.
I decided not to buy a bulk lot of toilet paper, not knowing I live in the dumbest timeline.
There’s a reason trash like this was banned from the reddit one.
thanks, you reminded me to buy anal douche.
