I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?
Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of “never gamble a fart”.
Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.
Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!
Seriously though, the amount of greens that I’ve seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.
weightloss salad, secret incgredient, e.coli toxins.
i had norovirus once, that was extremely unpleasant.
Arse technica
sorry if I missed it what did they do lol?
Nothing, just me making a bad pun. Arse as in butt.
Guilty ass charged
Beth makes the best stories.
OMG, that opening paragraph! 🤣
It is a thing of beauty!
wild ass condition. i wasnt aware there was an opposite to explosive diarrhea thats objectively worse
another similar thing can happen, where your intestines gettin blocked, and you vomit out your own poop.
