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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.
Captain Planet Gull: “Give me those chips and I’ll poop on you!”
You: “… don’t you mean ‘or’ you will poop on me, not ‘and’?”
Captain Planet Gull: …
You: …
I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…
Don’t forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.
I’ve seen many seagulls in my life.
But I’ve never seen any of the others.
And that’s terrifying. Stay vigilant.
In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to “treegulls.”
I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon
Nah, that’s an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.
If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?
Given how much cuter a goldfish is than a silverfish, whatever a bronzefish is must be a absolutely disgusting.
Stands to reason, yes. Maybe also navyadillos and airforcadillos.
And what about the Dillos who don’t want to be armed?
unarmadillos?
It’s all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.
My brother and I discovered the new Gulliver…
Bay-gull. Bagel.
Bay-hull; loves explosions.
Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked…
Most of what we consider “seagulls” dont actually go out to sea. It’s all lies.
The seagull is the state bird of Utah. About 400 miles from the nearest ocean.
So they are lakegulls then.
We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.
Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.
Don’t forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!
Don’t forget bay-gulls. They love fish, especially smoked salmon
It’s Called seagull
It flies
With that logic, firegull are penguins.
That logic is incredible! But of course!
