Chip shop chips > roast potato > steak fries > everything on this list
Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!
It’s not worth respecting something that clearly belongs on the bottom of the list.
Onions > sweet potatoes > potatoes
Yes. To all of them.
Posting such a controversial question and putting in onion rings on this list is bkardwring on rage bait
“Sides you dip in ketchup” covers everything in the image!
I’m really sorry I should have put a trigger warning
- Tots (The huge crunchy)
- Zigzag (The staple chicken side)
- Shoestring (Though they’re so common that they get old)
- Curly (Big mass)
- Waffle (A little too wide)
Weirdos:
Wedges (The Bagpipe Theorem: Phenomenal when it’s good, terrible when it’s bad, it is at the top and the bottom of the list)
Sweet Potato (I tend to not like sweeter things)
Onion Rings (Please God I have ARFID that’s not good crunchy)
4, 6 (if super crispy), 1, 3, 2, 7, 5, 8
Fuck that potato canoes FTW
What? No Mojo’s??
- Everything else on the list
- Onion rings
What can I say, I love tubers
Best to worst:
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wedges (like a mini baked potato, but better!)
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shoestring (a tried & true classic)
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curly (the perfect blend of potato & seasoning)
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zigzag (sometimes can be a bit mushy)
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tots (sometimes give me heartburn for some reason)
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waffle (often don’t get cooked all the way, if they stick together)
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onion rings (a decent alternative to potato based side, but I can’t eat more than a few)
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sweet potato (they just don’t fry right. The texture gets weird and the taste is off)
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-Curly
-Onion Ring (isn’t really tater but I love them)
-Waffle
-Shoestring
-Sweet potato
-Zigzag (crinkle cut)
-Wedges
-Tots
Honestly though if im only stuck with the last three I won’t even eat them-
- 3 (tots)
- 2 (curly)
- 6 (
zigzagcrinkle cut) - 4 (waffle)
- 7 (
wedgesJo-Jo’s) - 5 (sweet potato)
- 8 (onion rings) - tied with sweet potatoes; they’re both lost and in the wrong part of town
- 1 (shoestring) - potato chip sticks with more steps
Missing: coniques.
Ugh. People who call wedges “Jo-Jo’s” creep me out. It’s just so weird. Agreed about Crinkle fries though.
5, [tied: 1, 2, 3, 4, 7], 6, 8
Sweet potato fries are fucking amazing when they’re done right. Usually they’re overly mushy which I think is why they get so much hate, but they’re top tier when the cook knows what they’re doing.
Sweet Potato fries turn out way better than regular potato in an air fryer if you’re buying frozen ones to make at home.
I bought a spice grinder and made a spice mix for my sweet potato fries. Its a mix of salt, old bay, montreal steak seasoning and dried chilli flakes and its awesome.
Hard agree. The only issue is frozen sweet potato fries are way more expensive than regular. I try to make my own at home but can’t get the same crispness in the air fryer.
2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5.
Onion rings are either at the top or bottom of the list depending on the batch.