I cast… NON-magic missile!

Creating God - Avenged Sevenfold

…I think it’s actually about AI, but this is about as theistic as it gets on my personal playlist.

Shockingly prophetic for something from 2016 - as far as our usage goes, it nailed it.

The Pokemon games on all of Nintendo’s handheld consoles emulate really cleanly on a smartphone.

I’m a sucker for the Gen 1 nostalgia every now and then.

Best way to play this these days? I have a disk from the early 2000s, but iirc the last time I tried to use it, it just prompted an update that led to a blizzard launcher… idr if it wanted me to buy a new digital copy or what, but I ultimately decided it was more work than it’s worth and gave up.

…these days I don’t think I even have a CD drive lol.

No shame in that. When you’re feeling better and shit calms down, consider giving them a call, but yea don’t make your life hell to do it.

Get some rest!

Your hospital summary left me with several "what the fuck!"s. If you haven’t already, go back and talk the Patient Advocate office. Type up a summary ahead of time going into as much detail as possible, especially when/where/who.

They dropped the ball, and it sounds like the issue is interdepartmental communication - OR, recovery (PACU / post op), and med-surge floors (extended stay following surgery) should all be on the same page.

Floats do happen, but if that float was tasked with more than they could handle, that’s shitty management on the unit’s part.

If they fucked yours up that bad, they’re probably fucking it up for others too, so again, Patient Advocate. There should be contact info for them on your hospital’s website, but I’d recommend just going there in person.

Doesn’t have to just be complaints either - copy pretty much everything you posted in the OP - they might add some of the tips and tricks to the preop instructions.

Oh I’d have been banned as fuck with all the shit that’s happened since then. Pro Luigi? Ban. Anti-genocide? Ban. Pointing out that Trump has made himself a valid military target to our own military by making himself a domestic enemy to our constitution? Ban.

I’d have found my way here sooner or later.

The lack of experience is worthy of criticism; but the “Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant” is presented as not worthy of respect. Which is bullshit.

It has the same air as some trumpanzee dipshit trying to insult AOC by calling her a ‘bartender’, as though having been a bartender makes her unqualified for her current position, which is similarly bullshit.

Gardeners, store assistants, and bartenders all contribute to our society and shouldn’t be looked down on for their role; nor should that role be held against them when they decide to move on to something else.

…I guess my point is that gardening and entry-level-grocery are completely fine and expected experience for a 22 year old; but that no 22 year old could have the experience to do well as a leader in terror prevention. So, there’s a distinction between criticizing the absence of experience (justified), vs criticizing someone for having actual experience in an unrelated field (bullshit).

22-Year-Old

Obvious lack of experience and not qualified for the position.

Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant

Completely irrelevant, and not something to criticize. God forbid people get a shit starter job when they’re joining the work force.

Reddit backstabbing the 3rd party app developers was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. Found my way here during that shitstorm. Full deletion of my Reddit accound, haven’t looked back. The quality of Lemmy has left me no desire to relapse.

Enderal.

I’ll edit this later when I can post from my comp (mobile now) with the full pitch as promised:

Enderal

Basically an indie dev crew broke skyrim down to its most basic assets, then rebuilt a completely new game using them. AND IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD. Completely new lore / game universe (has nothing at all to do with elder scrolls, tamriel, etc), new voice acting, terrain, music, you name it.

Steers away from common story tropes to the point that there isn’t really an antagonist in the traditional sense - but it uses concepts, emotions, philosophies, etc as the driving force for the main story line and some of the larger quest chains.

This game is an absolute passion project by the devs, which is something we don’t see often now-a-days.

Note: link above is to the version that uses Skyrim SE’s assets (the 2016 re-release). If you have the original version of skyrim, use this link instead. If you own a different version of Skyrim, there might be a compatible version of Enderal here: https://sureai.net/games/enderal/

Fair warning: the children NPC voice acting is even worse than the kids in Skyrim. The TAI (toggle AI) command can shut them up without breaking them.

Fair warning 2: they redid combat. The OP shit in Skyrim, like the sneaky archer build, will get your ass beat to a pulp in Enderal. Make a save when you get to the point where you can spend some talent points, experiment with a few styles, and go from there.

Fair warning 3: It’s built on Skyrim’s assets, which means it has all of Skyrim’s problems. Step on a basket full of cabbage just right; get launched into low orbit. Quest items clipping through the floor. Bounty that refuses to go away. Shit like that. Save frequently, and don’t be afraid to use the command console to do things like magic in a lost item or force a broken quest to progress to the next stage.

IBM SK-8845 Ultranav USB keyboard

IT’S GOT THE RUBBER MOUSE NIPPLE AND EVERYTHING! Fucking lol, that’s amazing. I’m tempted to go that route just for pure nostalgia sake… I should probably avoid anything that’s long-discontinued though, as I probably wouldn’t be able to repair it if it stopped working, and then I’d be back at square one.

Cherry MX Brown switches

The actual post in the center of those is brown, right? I popped a key off, and the ones in mine are kind of a yellow-orange color like the Helios v2 ones you posted, but with a black housing. The noise they produce is pretty much entirely from the bottom of the keycap hitting plastic when it bottoms out (which is significantly dampened by rubber o-rings I added to it) and then another plastic-on-plastic sound on release… which maybe that is the components of the switch hitting itself? Most of the noise is from release. Slowly depressing a key until it bottoms out, then slowly releasing it so that all of the plastic-on-plastic collisions are super gentile, a keystroke makes virtually no noise.

Kind of intrigued by this option as well. My knee-jerk is that this is 100% outside of my skill level: I’ve never done any kind of real circuitry type stuff. Is there a for-dummies guide you’re aware of that treats the reader like an absolute dumbass who needs adult supervision through the entire project? …cuz that’s what I’d probably need to not fuck this up. At the same time, I do kinda love the idea of making my own unique board!

I would bet dollars to donuts you would love something along these lines if you swapped out the standard keycaps with low profile ones.

I’ve never even heard of magnetic switches. I’m intrigued! Trying to imagine the feel of spring pushing against a magnet, I think I you’re right: that sounds like it would feel great! I’m going to hit a few local electronics stores to see if I can find one to try out - seems like an endcap-display kind of thing.

Skimming that second link you posted, I see a few options on the keycaps, but none that say low profile. Would that be a 3rd party purchase thing, or am I overlooking something from Keychron?

The magnetic switches themselves don’t actually click, right? I pulled up some reviews and it still sounds clicky, but I’m guessing that’s the plastic-on-plastic sound of the keycap hitting the post… so, does the rubber o-ring trick work with these to make it fairly silent?

The Ornata also looks like a solid choice per my wishlist. I haven’t had great luck with Razer - tbh, part of me’s been looking forward to the Blackwidow finally breaking so I’d have an excuse to be done with them. But… a match is a match!

Thanks for the feedback!

It’s part of a whole-health or holistic model of healthcare. It’s good in that it acknowledges that there’s more to a person than the specific issue(s) they’re checked in for. We have a tendency to become kinda desensitized and lose sight of the human vs the ‘lap chole in room 4’. Spiritual health is one of the pillars of that model, and that’s what chaplains are there to provide.

The problem is that “spiritual” is just assumed to be religious, and religious is just assumed to be Christian, at least here in the states.

The other problem is that chaplains assume they’re part of a patient’s healthcare team by default, so they tend to just waltz into patient rooms and start talking to them as though they’re automatically welcome. Many patients lean on their religion when they’re stressed, and if that makes them feel better, then fuck yeah that’s cheap medicine. Some of them are so distressed that they want to speak to a religious official - enter the chaplain. Ideally, the chaplain functions like part psychiatrist and part liaison, tackling whatever it is that’s causing the patient spiritual distress and then connecting them with the people or resources needed to put that at ease. In other words, it shouldn’t matter if you’re a Christian or Satanist or astrologist or Pastafarian or anything in between - the chaplain should be able to see to the needs of each with equal competence.

In actual practice? “…well that’s why Jesus di–” OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Even looking at them through the lens of “they’re healthcare providers” it’s still super fucked up that they just butt into the patient’s space unsolicited. Like, imagine if a urologist did that… “Hey it looks like you’re here for a lap chole? Nice, nice… anyway, you’re a human with a prostate, so don’t mind me, I’m just gonna… get… up… in there… Alrighty that’ll do it, have a nice day!”

…and given the state of healthcare in the US, that’ll probably come back as $1700 extra on your bill that your insurance won’t cover cuz that doc was out of network.

But yeah, imo the chaplain should stay in their office unless a patient specifically requests to see them. Not every patient feels empowered to say no when the fucker just drops in right next to them and asks if they want to talk about whatever god they’re trying to push.

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Right back at you if you have any questions about the OR! Anything specific to the procedure you’re about to have, this late in the game I’d definitely stick with your healthcare team and not a random internet stranger, but anything that’s OR in general, I got you!

Did you say anything silly when you were waking up from surgery?

Surgical tech of roughly a decade, here: This almost never happens. Of the thousands of patients I’ve seen wake from anesthesia, exactly 3 of them so far woke up saying funny/weird shit. Two of them were WAY over the top hilariously thankful; and one was completely convinced that we were bullshitting him when we told him his surgery was over and that he was just waking up. He had zero recollection of being unconscious at all: from his perspective, we rolled him into the OR, had him shuffle from his gurney to the OR bed, then immediately shoved him back onto the gurney while saying ‘it’s all done!’. He was a little more receptive to it once he saw the sutures, lol.

The vast majority of people either want to stay asleep, or they wake up kicking and punching.

it’s weird to me that chaplains are pushed so hard with gender-affirming surgeries

It’s weird that chaplains are pushed so hard, period. This has been driving me nuts in clinicals - they’ll just drop into a patient’s room completely unsolicited and start asking religious shit. Like… dude, did that patient request a chaplain? No? Then get the fuck out! I can see the value in having a chaplain available to patients who want one, but until that request is made, stay in your damn office!

Thanks!! As a surg tech I don’t get much insight from my patients: they roll into the OR, I introduce myself, anesthesiologist knocks them out, and we get to work. And the times I do get to chat (case delay for whatever reason and the patient is just hanging out with us on the OR bed) I usually try to just keep them distracted with questions about their work or kids or music preference or shit like that. Anything to keep their focus away from the pile of what looks like medieval torture devices I’m assembling, or the alien environment that ORs are for anyone who doesn’t work there. …what I don’t do is grill them about the quality of care they’re receiving lol.

So, conversations like this one are the closest thing I get to direct feedback. So again, thanks!!

Once nursing school is finished up and I switch over to the dark side, there will be a lot more interaction with actual conscious patients, so the feedback I’m getting here is super helpful!