Hey hey! Kirk didn’t do anything wrong! He had a child with Carol Marcus but it was Carol who did want him around. Jim is the innocent father.
I won’t stand for this horndog Picard erasure.
I don’t remember all of them, but only a couple of those are legit he got game…
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Jean Grey was a mate designed to fall in love with the person she first saw
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Ardra was a con artist
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Luxwanna, while weirdly in love with him, that scenario was to piss off someone else, nothing more
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The last panel, that was a mental simulation of someone else’s life he was living and they were already married before Picard was forced in.
Absolutely. Some of those were more to highlight his mystique and appeal. The simulation… he did eventually accept it as his reality and had kids. Is that coercion since it’s part of a historical record? Very curious.
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Right?! Picard could fucking get it.
Kirk was described by one of his peers at the Academy as “a pile of textbooks with legs.”
Picard got stabbed in the heart during a game of space pool and had a laugh about it.
Kirk barely survived encountering Trelane by getting Trelane’s parents involved.
Picard tangled with Q on a regular basis and continually maintained the respect and admiration of a nigh-omnipotent being.
Kirk fucked around.
Picard fucked hard.
He only laughed because he knew his life was back on track from Q fucking it up.
He tells the story to Wesley in an earlier episode and includes that he laughed.
Yeah, that’s because he knew he was on the right track. Prime directive baby, can’t reveal details to big mouth crusher.
Okay okay okay.
It’s a funny meme, but Picard had more game than Kirk and it’s not even close.
Kirk was a super nerd who did super nerd shit to beat a unbeatable test.
Picard got into bar fights with nausicans and threw down with klingons.
The only reason anyone thinks it’s the other way around is their first officer.
Spock was the super level headed logical voice of reason, and anyone looks like a bad ass hunk in comparison.
In contrast, Riker would bang anything with a pulse that was willing. Arguably anything femme enough, or at least masc-stereotype enough, that also wanted him, was open for The Riker Maneuver. And anything standing in his way either gets intimidated or beaten down.
I challenge anyone to find mea being that looks like a slutty hothead in comparison to Riker.
… Okay find me another one.
Listen here you little shit…
Definitely out-sluts Riker, I can’t see Riker hooking up with an insectoid.
Yeah Riker has nothing on Captain Jack.
Janeway and Sisko aren’t in this scene because they’re out doing actual starfleet shit.
By “Starfleet shit” you mean breaking the Prime Directive and committing genocide? That tracks.
That feel when you’ve been cucked by a ghost.
Season 3 of Picard refutes part of panel 2. Also, dozens? I can only remember David, though I’m not as well-versed in TOS.
