• TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Back when we first started dating I told my now wife, “If you’re horny, don’t try to be subtle. Just grab my dick.”

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      18 hours ago

      Pretty much all women should take this advice.

      Being subtle will regularly, if not almost always be missed. Us dudes are too wrapped up in whatever dumb shit we’re thinking about to notice the subtlety. Grabbing my dick, definitely gets my attention. If you don’t know what to say, just grab a dick.

      We’ll let you know if there’s any reason not to, but bluntly, few things are so important that they need to be finished before getting freaky.