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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve.

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Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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    I know men must look at this and think “wtf is a vaginal spa?”, but I would like to say that as a woman I don’t know wtf it is either

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      As a fellow woman I have no idea either. I just feel like Gwyneth Paltrow is involved SOMEHOW by default.

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        What kind of drug do you think she takes to be so obsessed with her vagina?

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          I gotta say, I’d be pretty obsessed with mine too if I were a woman. I don’t like her or approve of the dumb and often disturbing shit she does, but I can’t fault her for that specific thing.

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            There is a time and a place to play with your gigi.

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          Testosterone?

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        My first thought is that its a fancy dueche, so yeah Gwyneth Paltrow seems right.

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        If she was involved there would be a tube attached with a gas mask on the other end.

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      You’re so lucky to be able to have yours be portable. 😞 The only penile spas I’ve ever seen are permanently installed in a wall. No clue how they work either.

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        Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

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          FOR GLORY!

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      My guess is some kind of douche product marketed as a vaginal spa instead of as a douche

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      I’m not going to bother searching to confirm, but I’m pretty sure it’s a steam generator that you sit on. I don’t know why you’d want that.

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        I don’t know why everyone is so clueless. Women are carrying these things around with them everywhere.

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        What’s your favourite vagina tea? I’m partial to Lady Grey or Red Bush.

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          This is why sex ed is so important in our schools. Puritanical Republicans are why so many poor American kids who grow up in red states don’t know about basic things like periods, contraception, and vaginal spas.

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        Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!

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      This is hilarious.

      To me it’s not so much about what it is, but rather why would anyone buy it? Showers are free, and probably less embarrassing to have and use.

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