Is this merely switching from Lemmy to something else, or are you leaving the fediverse completely?

If it’s the latter, then I wish you the very best of luck. I don’t know you very well, but I remember you having had some personal issues in the past. Hopefully those aren’t coming back and you’ve just decided to simply move on. Regardless, your memes and shitposting will be missed.

Good luck to you! Or, as a wise man once wrote, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

You just described my current working conditions. 😅

Oh my! It’s times like these that I’m glad I cannot visualize things in my head.

…you should see her vagina.

No thanks. I’d imagine roast beef looks more appealing.

This is hilarious.

To me it’s not so much about what it is, but rather why would anyone buy it? Showers are free, and probably less embarrassing to have and use.

never used

box looks more beat up than a fed ex delivery

Riiiiight.

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

Whatever you’re on, can I please (please!) have some?

No they don’t conflict; they’re symbiotic.

The “American dream” was dreamed up by rich capitalists to encourage poorer people to work harder, longer hours, and to do so with as little grumbling as possible. Couple it with the “rite of passage” mentality - i.e. working super shitty conditions because everyone else had to do the same - then it’s the perfect indoctrination needed to convince people that their hardships are their own failures and not the system’s.

Another, simpler, way to look at it is that the “American Dream” is a carrot on a very long stick that is dangled in front of us to encourage us to move forward with their capitalist agenda while making us think we’re getting a reward for our labor.

Which one is the sad, pathetic, and hopeless Kirk?

It’s always never.

@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com must’ve visited me today. I had to let one of their brethren out of my porch. It was as big as the palm of my hand.

Body Dysmorphia is real, and will trick a person into seeing themselves very differently than everyone else. American Dad did an episode on this once. Feel free to skip to the 4’00” mark.

Yes, blame the consumers yet again when we all know corporations are the biggest climate offenders.

YTMND

Can I come? 🥺

Bravo! 👏

So how do we do this?