Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Mine has largely gotten over the lava chicken phase, and has moved on to the next incredibly annoying barely sentient compulsion.
Last I checked it was the intro to Ducktales. Have you shown them that? It’s so ruinously catchy it may never leave your mind.
Yeah but DuckTales is quality. So that’s fine.
Yep. He immediately dialed into it because Gravity Falls is an old favourite, and these shows share a good bit of DNA. I just like to hear Danny Pudi.
Start singing it with them. Do it sincerely. You’ll either kill their joy or you two will have a moment.
Tell him or her that if it’s underground, it’s called magma rather than lava.
Haha, that’s a pretty good plan for whenever he does something annoying. Just “well actually” at him until he stops.
Unleash the Crazy Frog. Or go nuclear with playing non-stop every single kitsch 70’s romantic songs on repeat—while singing them passionately.
It give’em an hour.
Unleash…the Sandstorm!
See if they like “Yellow Submarine” and switch over to the Beatles?
Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.
You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.
La la la lava!
My 4yo loves the whole soundtrack. my wife and I just sing along with him
I just showed him hakuna matata and we’re singing that too.
That jingle does suck butt.
Loop this and tell them that Frank is the best entertainer of all time
