Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Mine has largely gotten over the lava chicken phase, and has moved on to the next incredibly annoying barely sentient compulsion.
Last I checked it was the intro to Ducktales. Have you shown them that? It’s so ruinously catchy it may never leave your mind.
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Yep. He immediately dialed into it because Gravity Falls is an old favourite, and these shows share a good bit of DNA. I just like to hear Danny Pudi.
Duck Tales! Awoo-oo!
We might solve a mysteryyy… 😀
Or rewrite history! 😬
I might also humbly suggest the theme to TaleSpin, that one’s a beaut ☺️
Ha ha ha ha haha! Spin it!
That song never left my head and its been living rent free up there since I was a kid
Which one? (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
1987 version
Good year for animation, '87.
Start singing it with them. Do it sincerely. You’ll either kill their joy or you two will have a moment.
Or find a song they hate to constantly sing. Maybe some old person music like Hoobastank.
I have had this exact issue with that frozen music. You are essentially done. Years later i still recall that music.
Unleash the Crazy Frog. Or go nuclear with playing non-stop every single kitsch 70’s romantic songs on repeat—while singing them passionately.
It give’em an hour.
H a m p s t e r d a n c e
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You… still want to keep contact with them, right? I mean, who will take care of you when you’re older?
Unleash…the Sandstorm!
Tell him or her that if it’s underground, it’s called magma rather than lava.
Haha, that’s a pretty good plan for whenever he does something annoying. Just “well actually” at him until he stops.
Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you’ll get through this. Nice deep breaths… in… out…
And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
In a mmmbop it really is gone
See if they like “Yellow Submarine” and switch over to the Beatles?
Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son’s repertoire.
Lol, thanks I needed to confirm that dinosaur name
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7AGm8JSBEEew61dJIgl_A
Tom Cardy, one of the best musical comedians of our age. He has many songs with extremely catchy lines that are actually funny while also being tolerable to hear many times over. There is a definite need for a language warning if you are not good with swearing, but his Lord of the Rings one is amazing.
Perception Check is my favorite but wow so many f bombs.
Naughty of nice is great too, and HYCYBH is amazing
Idk about kids singing HYCYBH…
I could imagine them using it on a teacher in class.
Teacher: “… Where is my board eraser”
Child: “HYCYBH?”
Teacher: Calls parents.Yeah, they would definitely repeat it at inopportune times, but what is life if not opportunities for comedy?
As a parent I’d externally be ashamed and blame brainrot.
Internally I’d be absolutely dying at the scene.
On the drive home I’d take it as an opportunity to teach the child about target audience.Its actually a good chance to teach about right place and time. Some people don’t know you can’t teach coworkers as “buddies” because then HR gets involved.
Yeah, honestly having kids around and watching them learn things like target audience and how to not blindly repeat stuff they hear is great, making it more fun and chaotic is awesome
Have them watch too many cooks.
Oh shit… I don’t think he’s ready for that level of weird…
Hah, now I just want to know what he’d think of it.
There’s always John Daker:
It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
Get back at them by singing Peaches from the Mario Bros movie. You know, Jack Black and all that.
Expose him to Baby Shark.
Then the Badgers song.
Lather, rinse, repeat until he latches onto a song you can tolerate.
My partner and I used to switch between The Electric Slide and The Hustle as our earworms, so one day we mixed them together because it’s the same tune. Now THAT is constantly stuck in our heads
All I’m saying is be careful with this approach for you may make a worse monster
Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.
RIP
