The distro family trees are like different pantheons.
Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.
There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
I like how you realized part way through that you were typing out nonsense, and decided to post it anyway lol
Also: how high are you right now?
Hi how are you? 🤣🖖
The one true way is TempleOS.
Monotheism finds a way.
It is too bad his mental health overtook him, with proper medicine that guy could have been such a much more amazing computer science dude. Although maybe the meds would have taken away his inner insight. It amazing that singled handedly he built his own OS. It is a wacky system, but still amazing
It is an incredible solo-effort, with largely simplistic features.
As a usable OS, it’s a fever-dream curiosity.
Yeah, I meant amazing that he created all that while struggling with schizophrenia, I can only imageline the accomplishments if he was well.
Dude sounds like he could’ve been the Phillip K. Dick of computing.
We do willingly summon daemons to inhabit our magic crystals.
Linux produces actual results. Linux hate is the religion.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
scripture
amen
Don’t be silly, the Linux community has never told me to hate someone just because they’re differen… Oh.
And besides, there’s no arcane practices or secret knowledg… Oh.
Carry on.
All hail Saint Linus, the prophet of the only true kernel!
Idk why but I love this post haha
If this is your take after your annual Xmas Magic Mushrooms trip, you need to take more shrooms
Does that mean that those people who paid a random dude on the internet for GIMP are the altar boys?
The only good religion, I’d say.
With Linux you’re either in hell or in heaven. With Windows you’re in purgatory. /S
i support getting high in church
What is Gentoo pantheon?
What are arch commoners pray?
We pray for pacman to deliver as he often does.
All hail to pacman!
