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If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!
Who’s Check and why are you mating with him, homo?
Coincidentally, hugh Jackman as van helsing will do the same thing
I was about to complain that she can’t turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.
Is 2004 action horror Van Hellsing woke now?
Hell no. It was all about a man using his Christian faith to destroy a consensual polyamorous marriage… He does also destroy a lot of their eggs, so, something something abortion narrative?
I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.
The Gay Agenda has many agents
*gaygents
and many genda
Van Helsing is such a fun movie.
Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
What if my kids are not female?
Then check for spandex.
One of my gay-wakenings for sure
