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minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-21 month agoAnd please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoOr Food and explosives I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle. We’re talking about sex toys.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoAdd wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don’t make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.
And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Or
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We’re talking about sex toys.
Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don’t make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.