please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Or
Food and explosives
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We’re talking about sex toys.
Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don’t make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.
Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.
people just do. it’s not like there is any kind of enforcement.
LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
Are there beaches that don’t? Are the beaches there like entering a bar with a security man checking people going in?
“Beaches that allow X” sounds like some dystopian shit, where people are regulating and controlling what you can and cannot bring into some semi-obscure public place.
Any beach I go to is literally a spot by the water you walk to if you want to hang out and cool down. I can understand regulations if we’re talking about some inner-city “beach”, but luckily most beaches is the world are places you can be pretty alone.
I think this is something that’s going to vary a lot depending on where in the world you are
I’m not a beach fan for a large number of reasons, including the fact that, in the immortal words of Anakin Skywalker, “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere”
But just as bad is that all of the beaches that are a reasonable drive from my house for a day or weekend trip are always packed, and I don’t like crowds much either.
Also bottle caps sucks
Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.
And be unable to use the bottle anywhere else. We already have all sorts of cup holder options for the beach; this looks like a solution in search of a problem.
Not to mention it’s sand… You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.
I just push my beer can in until it sticks. Easy money.
This was my first thought. My second was about the beach closest to my apartment on the Puget Sound. The sand there is always wet and cold, even on a 90 degree day. This bottle design is still silly for 99% of beaches in existence, though. I just happen to live in a unicorn climate.
The sand is cool just a couple of inches down.
Honey what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your Corona™ butt plug
A plug should have a base. That’s more of a butt mortar
“butt mortar” is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you
Yeah that needs a flare on it
In the sand you say.
two in the band one in the sand as I’ve always said.
“So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down.”
“Get out…”
“No, no, that’s what really happened.”
“No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital.”
It was a tragic accident while we were playing beer darts at the beach i promise!
So they didn’t realize that you can already stick a normal beer bottle in the sand
Ooohhh! Those should molotov up nicely!
Slap some fins on and it’ll make drone delivery (of beer) more accurate at least.
Looks like a old torpedo bottle.
https://www.qwant.com/?client=ff_android&t=images&q=torpedo+bottle
