• PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Me, antisocial and rotting in my apartment: “Damn where all the antisocial girls rotting in their apartment, how come I never meet them”

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      24 days ago

      The greatest tragedy of our times. 😞

      If only there was a way we could rot together. Not really a place where we socialize, but a place where we all lay on couches, futons, and the floor, decomposing into an even mush. No sex or social activities, only light cuddling and absent-minded conversation. I bet capitalism is to blame —___—