With eye tracking.
you mean you need to watch 40s ad served directly to your brain before your limbs are activated when you wake up
It’ll be one of these, where you’ll also have to chase it around your house to turn it off - but not before successfully solving a multi-stage CAPCHA, yelling out the name of the company that is currently advertising, and successfully answering 3 questions about the product being advertised.
Get anything wrong, and you’ll be locked out for 2 minutes while another set of ads plays.
Oh, and it will only be available via a monthly subscription service.
I would throw that fucking thing so hard.
He has an unsanctioned mechanical alarm clock! Get the filthy criminal!
clanker
Walgreens has alarm clocks for sale. I will go out and get a fucking old fashion alarm before I succumb to that hell.
This is the reason why ElectroBoom made the explosive alarm setup, he’s teaching us how to make alarm clock.
Oh god, please don’t give them ideas!
