Ants bug them

White man, slightly balanced out by neurodivergence and coming from generational poverty. Outside of that I have a very patient and supportive wife that I’m eternally grateful for. She’s the best

To be fair, Kirk and Janeway don’t have any kids (not counting the lizard babies) as far as I’m aware. And Picard wasn’t even told about his son until waaaaay later. Plus, that only came out in Picard so I don’t think it counts lol