no but I could become a janitor that cleans up the workplace that nobody ever pays attention to

the vancouver crows I see around my work seem to prefer pecans and walnuts. The one I call budgie comes inside and eats with me at lunch.

where do you even buy those?

they haven’t outgrown being incredibly stupid and some never will.

My headcanon is they are all so stressed from the bullshit going on in the world that they all needed a striff drink to go with the morning coffee

ok but even if it didn’t who can stop anyone from installing steamos or if not supported by valve directly, more likely bazzite which already runs on basically anything with a cpu and something approximately similar to a somewhat modern gpu

I wish

it feels like it was made quickly after people complained about vim or emacs bein too hard and then just minimally maintained

I’m not big on the sharp looking corners but everthing else feels “now we’re talking”-y. eGPU support sounds really cool for making a docking station, down facing usb is appealing for that too. More than two underside buttons would be nice and a headset jack (as opposed to just headphones) would be nice though

its so slow that it feels worse than a gen 1 iphone. even with a super stripped down alpine based os it’s unbearable even just making calls or text and not using any software beyond basic phone apps.

looks nice but that is a great way to get microplastic infused lettuce

is it a different situation than the lcd model? there are patches for ram increase and different display that can be applied to the lcd model but you have to disable auto update and manually install patched updates though I’m pretty sure there haven’t been any recent ones

kids didn’t bully eachother for not playing doom

omfg seriously?

I’ve been tempted to do this with a CRT in the past. I even sewed up backpack straps for hauling the monitor but the monitor broke in carry testing and the whole thing ended up not happening

if someone were to shoot him will they give him a posthumous promotion? that would be cool

pot belly: 45

I’ve always called it a nub. I called the nintendo 3ds nub a nub also

I wouldn’t mind being a guitar when I die

normally I consider men who can’t seem to say ‘woman’ a walking red flag, but calling a child a woman is even more suspicious IMO