JWBananas

trabajabamos… or maybe hablabamos

Stress

Clearly most people care more about other factors than they do about audio quality that isn’t even discernable through their Bluetooth earbuds.

Something something wrong week something something sniffing glue

Imagine the taunting a child would go through if their classmates thought they were named after an appliance.

It can only mean ONE THIIIIING… McRib is here!

IYKYK

As though there is anything natural about the modern banana

RTFM.

Complete with intermittent abandonment, just like the old days.

And to make matters worse, because all of those domains have a good chunk of nearly identical content, they end up appearing like SEO content farm spam to the algorithm. It’s like all those sites that used to clone Stack Overflow back in the day.

“Maybe I can just gaslight myself into being okay.”

“Oh, wait. That’s just cognitive behavioral therapy.”

Normies don’t tend to perform OS installs from slipstreamed update media.

FDIC insurance means that if the market completely crashes and your credit union shuts down, the Federal Reserve prints new money to replace your deposits, up to like $250,000.00.

This is not correct. The FDIC is self-funded through risk-based insurance premiums paid by the banks.

https://www.fdic.gov/resources/deposit-insurance/deposit-insurance-fund

The context is literally a Windows dialog box – one which the user should never see in a properly maintained corporate environment.

Not everyone at a company can be managed by group policy or in-tune or whatever. Like if they aren’t using windows.

It is 2024. Endpoint management software is cross-platform now. But this is a Windows dialog box. So I’m not sure what point you are even trying to make.

I have no interest in engaging further with your pedantic hypotheticals. Go move the goalposts with someone else.

not-Windows

The context is literally a Windows dialog box.

If you’re responsible for enterprise workstations, the last thing you want is for Brenda in HR to be able to install/run unauthorized software in the first place. She has full access to employee files, payroll data, insurance, etc.

Her shit better be locked down.

You don’t. You fix it with group policy or Intune and she never sees that.

Meanwhile

You forgot:

• slams

• decimates

• goes to war with

• blasts

• fires back

• drops a bombshell