What about your spouse/partner? Maybe they’d have sex with you instead?

they’re insisting on dinner at 3pm

I understand why some people do this (our extended family included), but I fucking HATE it.

The guy inside of R2D2?

Damn Martha and John catching some strays here. Guys, they’re his parents too.

Medium rare with a little bit of butter and thyme.

This is mine too. Half the time my brain records bits and pieces when I’m asleep and I wake up knowing a few facts about how street lamps work or some shit.