Promises promises.

As a guy (and i definitely speak for all guys), just scratch your crotch/balloon knot and jam your fingers in his mouth. Instant stiffy.

I use celsius. Triple digit temperatures would kill me.

But after a quick conversion, still single digit. Its pretty standard winter temperature just a little bit inland from where i live. I like it best between -15 and -5 °C (5 - 23F)

All trumps most trusted advisors are jesters. They’re just not funny jesters.

Which is probably why they haven’t tried to make contact. “Oh look! It’s a planet full of fundamentalist chimps with nuclear weapons” “should we pop over and say hi?” “Nah, fuck that noise!”

He also didn’t take nearly as much ketamine as musk.

This is lemmy. Everyone has a favourite rock.

It depends where you are. London, New York, LA yeah it’s pretty much made of coke. Other places might be full of pill heads or stoners. Santa Cruz springs to mind. I swear every man woman and child in that town is baked off their tits.

No they just aren’t delusional.

Ain’t that the truth!

She should give him a helping hand… Reddit style.

I’m so proud of everyone here for not posting goatse! 🥰

Pft! You don’t seriously still believe in birds?!? My cat caught a tooth fairy the other day. Lol

Cats deserve their freedom. If it’s not safe to let a cat out where you live, don’t get a fucking cat. They need an escape from your bullshit.

So they too can feel depressed and worthless 😄

Duolingo is literal trash.

I have absolutely no idea. I grabbed the first illustration that showed what I described (poorly).

A chefs knife will do for everything. Keep it sharp enough and it’ll even slice bread. As for the onion horizontal cuts are unnecessary. Offset radial cuts are fine (as you move away from the centre vertical cut you angle it more).

American for fruit and veg.

Make less elaborate meals or learn to chop faster.