• petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      21 hours ago

      Yogurt.

      Ha. Didn’t think about that, did you? Your small mind simply can’t perceive soft, unchewable yogurt. Now you look like an IDIOT on the INTERNET! What’ll you do now, Light Yagami?!

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        19 hours ago

        CURSES! Foiled again! My intricate and devious traps were sprung by delicious yogurt! I will just have so stew and plan our next battle over some more yogurt.

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          13 hours ago

          My superior mind knew you would say this. I’ve calculated all possible histories extending from this point. There will be no further battles.

          Okay, that part is good. Google stop text to talk. Google stop text to talk. God damn it. Stupid fucking hello computer. I’m doing great, thanks. None. My superior mind knew you would say this. I’ve calculated my total is 71.94 dollars while in line and already have the correct amount in my hand. I’ve also procured my ID in the other. Your slow mind may not have caught up to this fact yet, but I have dos equis approaching you on the conveyor. If I am not in fact 21, this may be your final transaction. What will you do, Isabella?