Anyone else remember playing as Bill Clinton in NBA Jam?

New Year’s Eve 1999 when I was 16, I got into the keg and snuck myself about 10 beers over a 9 hour period. I had a fantastic time and my family still has running gags about my behavior that night lmao. They probably still have pictures stashed somewhere in case they need to blackmail me someday.

They’re a cancer on society.

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