…or are you?

Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!

I’ve been sending his chain emails along since the 90s so he owes me some serious interest.

I’m leaving my phone somewhere very far away from my actual location. Check and mate, assassin.

All of them for a brief time, but then only one: quickest to be dethroned from every single world record.

That wasn’t “cyberbullying.” It was “free speech” and he’s the tutorial boss.

Is this vault… an Ikea?

Sure, but Booker is half their age.

Pikachu, I choose you!

• Turkish authorities

Would you consider moving mammal carcasses a profession or a hobby?

And by then they’ll already have declared martial law.

That’s because you didn’t hook up enough of them.

Thank you - I’ll check them out. I had switched from most American news to BBC World, Al Jazeera, or NHK World News years ago, but I’m thankful to have another international source of information beyond our domestic Real Housefascists of DC.

Could I ask which news source it is?

This is cool - I hadn’t heard of it. This article describes it (while being suspiciously similar to the press release itself): https://newatlas.com/automotive/mahle-perfect-electric-motor/

What’s the last significant tech development you remember? They’re all just monopolistic lobbying firms.

I have really high hopes that Ladybird picks up the slack

Run the hell away from humans

This is verifiably false. Anyone on here just cannot shut up about being on here (sample size = 1).

Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.