I’m 90% sure this article was written by AI. It’s repetitive and unnecessarily long-winded. People realize this sort of writing is crap right?

That proves your point how exactly? You can come up with dozens of other products that try to charge a monthly fee to access features that used to be free. Or stuff it completely full of ads. Everything is going to shit.

Please. Cars are no more susceptible to enshittification than any other consumer good.

Dies after only 15 years. Perfect life.

And a Pi Hole for good measure.