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polite leftists make more leftists
more leftists make revolution
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Passing information between two simultaneously existing entities? Get outta here! All cultures use the Jung collective unconscious to store knowledge!
It seems the subject of AI causes lemmites to lose all their braincells.
Please read the comment more carefully. The observation is that one can proliferate a (legally-attained) work without running afoul of copyright law if one can successfully argue that cp
constitutes AI.
It’s full of random shit I put in as a joke, but here it is. You can use please -s
to get lightly roasted when your command fails.
#!/bin/bash
# announces success or failure of task
if ! command -v "spd-say" > /dev/null
then
echo "spd-say must be installed."
exit -1
fi
VOLUME=0
SERIOUS=1
FINISH_ONLY=0
if [ $# -ge 2 ]
then
if [ $1 == "-i" ]
then
# parse volume from command line
VOLUME=$2
shift 2
fi
fi
spd-say -C
# force stop speech synthesizer
killall -q speech-dispatcher
# androgynous voice
# __sayfn="spd-say -i -80 -t female3"
# deep voice
__sayfn="spd-say -i $VOLUME -r -10 -p -100 -t male3"
function _sayfn {
$__sayfn "$@" 2>/dev/null
if [ $? -ne 0 ]
then
$__sayfn "$@"
fi
}
if [ $# -eq 0 ] || [ "$1" == "--help" ]
then
_sayfn "Directive required."
echo "Usage: please [-i volume] [-s|--serious] [-f|--finish] <command...>"
echo " please [-i volume] --say text"
echo " -i: volume in range -100 to +100"
echo " --serious, -s: no silliness. Serious only. (Just kidding.)"
echo " --finish, -f: do not announce start"
exit -2
fi
# threading issue
sleep 0.001
if [ $# -ge 2 ]
then
if [ $1 == "--say" ]
then
# _sayfn the given line
shift 1
_sayfn "$@"
exit 0
fi
if [ $1 == "--serious" ] || [ $1 == "-s" ]
then
shift 1
SERIOUS=0
fi
if [ $1 == "--finish" ] || [ $1 == "-f" ]
then
shift 1
FINISH_ONLY=1
fi
fi
i=$(shuf -n1 -e "." "!") # inflection on voice
if [ "$FINISH_ONLY" -eq 0 ]
then
if [ "$SERIOUS" -eq 0 ]
then
# startup lines (randomized for character)
_sayfn -r -5 -x ".<break time=\"60ms\"/>$(shuf -n1 -e \
'Proceeding As Directed...' \
'By your command...' \
'By your command...' \
'By the power ov greyskaall!' \
'By your command,line...' \
'As you wish...' \
'Stand by.' \
'Engaged...' \
'Initializing...' \
'Activating' \
'At once!' \
"Post Haste$i" \
'it shall be done immediately' \
'Very well.' \
'It shall be so.' \
"righty-o$i" \
"Affirmative$i" \
"Acknowledged$i" \
"Confirmed$i" \
)"
else
_sayfn -r -5 -x ".<break time=\"60ms\"/>Engaged..."
fi
if [ $? -ne 0 ]
then
_sayfn "Speech engine failure."
echo "Failed to run speech engine. Cancelling task."
exit -3
fi
fi
if ! command -v "$1" > /dev/null
then
# _sayfn a little faster because this exits fast.
_sayfn -r +10 "Unable to comply? invalid command."
>&2 echo "$1: command not found."
exit -4
fi
eval " $@"
result=$?
i=$(shuf -n1 -e "," "!" "?") # inflection on voice
transition=$(shuf -n1 -e "; error" ", with error" "; status")
taskname=$(shuf -n1 -e "task" "task" "command" "objective" "mission" "procedure" "routine")
errtext=$(shuf -n1 -e "Task_failed" "Task_failed" "Task_resulted_in_failure" "Procedure_terminated_in_an_error" "An_error_has_occurred" "Auxilliary_system_failure" "system_failure")
consolation=$(shuf -n1 -e "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Attention required." "Attention is required!" "Perhaps It was inevitable." "It may or may not be cause for alarm." "Perhaps Machines too, are fallible." "Apologies" "Hopefully nobody else was watching" "shazbot" "maybe next time." "Nobody could have predicted this outcome." "I'm very sorry." "how unfortunate." "remember: don't panic" "oh dear" "Nothing could have been done to prevent this" "Remember: No disasters are fully preventable" "perhaps the only winning move is not to play" "Remember: Failure is our teacher, not our undertaker." "Remember: If at first you don't succeed... try again." "Remember: If at first you don't succeed... try... try again." "But your friends still love you." "Remember: the machine is not your enemy." "Command?" "Awaiting further instructions." "Remember: Logic is the beginning of wisdom... not the end of it." "Remember: When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." "Keep at it. Victory is within reach." "Remember: The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same." "Now, while this could have gone better, it could also have gone much worse." "Remember: we do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it was going to be easy." "Don't give up." "It has now been... -- zero... -- days, since the last serious failure." "Remember: instead of documenting the problem, you can fix it." "Remember: Artificial intelligence is no match for artificial stupidity." "Standing by," "Remember: with every failure, we get closer to success." "We live in a society." "sometimes failure is not an option; it's a necessity." "Keep at it." "Remember: mistakes are just the first step on the road to failure... <break time=\"250ms\"/> I mean success." "Don't leave. The drones need you... <break time=\"350ms\"/> They look up to you." "Try again, for great justice." "fantastic" "brilliant" "did you really think that would work?")
if [ $SERIOUS -eq 0 ]
then
# perhaps some silliness.
if [ $result -eq 0 ]
then
_sayfn --wait "$(shuf -n1 -e \
"$taskname complete. All systems nominal" \
"$taskname completed successfully." \
"$taskname resulted in success." \
"$taskname yielded a successful result." \
"$taskname concluded successfully." \
"$taskname completed as instructed." \
"Jobs done." \
)" &
else
if [ $result -eq 1 ]
then
_sayfn -x --wait "$(shuf -n1 -e \
"Alert$i Primary system failure. Attention is required." \
"Alert$i System failure$i Attention required! $consolation" \
"Alert$i $taskname resulted in failure! <break time=\"150ms\"/> $consolation" \
"Alert$i $taskname was not completed as intended; $consolation" \
"Alert$i An error has occurred! <break time=\"220ms\"/> $consolation" \
)" &
else
_sayfn --wait -x "Alert$i $errtext$transition code $result! <break time=\"350ms\"/> $consolation" &
fi
fi
else
# no silliness here.
if [ $result -eq 0 ]
then
_sayfn --wait "Command complete."
else
if [ $result -eq 1 ]
then
_sayfn -x --wait "Alert. Command failed; error code $result!"
fi
fi
fi
exit $result
I wrote a script called please
. You input please
followed by any other command (e.g. please git clone
, please wget blahblah
) and a robotic voice will say “affirmative,” then the command will run, and when it completes, the robotic voice reads out the exit code (e.g. “completed successfully” or “failed with status 1” etc.)
This is useful for when you have a command that takes a long time and you want to be alerted when it’s finished. And it’s a gentleman.
Self-driving not being reliable yet is one of the biggest disappointments of the last decade.
the word “kill” is typically used in regards to warfare, not murder, so I’m not sure why you would say in this instance that it was written as though it wasn’t an act of war.
HIV
I said it’s like HIV, as an analogy. I intentionally chose something not genetic.
What about sex? Height? ADHD? Skin/hair color?
All of these things are mutable already (or treatable, in the case of ADHD). But “diversity” and a serious disorder like Down Syndrome are completely different things. Why should we embrace Down Syndrome when we could eradicate it? If you really believe that Down Syndrome is a good thing, then why not invent whole new disorders for the sake of adding diversity?
Thank you, this is the high-quality answer I was looking for.
Or testosterone instead of estrogen. Though I’m doubtful that exchanging X and Y chromosomes will change the physiological function of your existing organs that much.
I honestly just meant to do this for no other reasons than to flip the bird to conservatives who arbitrarily define sex chromosomally.
That is a compelling argument. I can’t deny society sucks. But in this case, should we not be promoting down syndrome? Wouldn’t it be better for everyone to have down syndrome? Do we have reason to believe that a society run exclusively by people with down syndrome would be better than other societies, or are the people you know with down syndrome better than the typical person because they receive a lot of care? These are earnest questions by the way, and not meant to be rhetorical.
The article was not clear about what stage in someone’s life the CRISPR treatment can be applied. I would have assumed early in gestation. But this raises questions such as how down syndrome would be detected at that stage. If in vitro is the method, then why not simply filter out down syndrome at that stage?
This is such a bad take. Eugenics and gene therapy are completely different things. It’s like the difference between developing a cure for HIV vs adopting a policy that people with HIV be killed. Eugenics is an evil pseudoscience from the 19th century, do not conflate it with actual genetics research that can improve the human condition.
There are many people with what some would consider a “defect” to be fixed that live incredibly fulfilling lives and bring an irreplaceable uniqueness to the world.
Sure but the same thing can be said of any illness. There are wonderful anxiety-riddled or depressed people in the world. Should we prevent them from getting anti-depressants because it would make them less unique?
Then what the heck is your point? If they would not become worse for being cured of down syndrome, then what’s the dilemma?
I did not realize CRISPR was so powerful as to remove chromosomes entirely. Can CRISPR be used to change someone’s genetic sex? Republicans would freak out.
but you could sell it to a nonsuspecting sucker and buy a new one.
Also, most cartridges contain games as I understand it; only some are keys.
The important thing is that they can tune this to attempt to hold false negatives constant while decreasing false positive rate.
Then they’re smart. The technology is just not there yet.
There are various romhacks available to improve the flaws of the NES and gameboy games, or make them more palettable to a modern audience. No need for save states.