A Nokia 3310
That seems… overpowered.
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Nice try, Al-bum.
A screw thats about to be fired into space and ejected off into the infinite great beyond.
Can’t do shit about my horcrux if it’s floating out past nebula 12.
There’s a fan fiction where Voldemort (probably) horcruxified the Pioneer 11 plaque.
That kind of thing was going to be my answer to this question also.
The moon, or better yet, the sun
Nice try Auror but you’ll never catch me!
The elephant’s foot. Worse than any kind of curse, I cast radiation sickness upon you. Good luck finding a spell to counter that.
Go to school for aeronautics, become a rocket scientist. Get a job making rockets and satellites. When you finally get to work on a probe that is designed to not return, make it a horcrux just before it’s launched. Even if people eventually figure out what it is, they won’t be able to do anything about it until we have access to FTL travel.
Obligatory Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Pretty sure most people forget that a horcrux must be hard to find and destroy but not so hard that your people can still find them, reach them and restore your life.
So store an object nobody can find without a map. Encrypt the map asychonously and share it via secret sharing with a group of trusted people. Now your horcrux has horcruxes.
You need people to bring you back? Yeah naw, fuck that I’ll make a phylactery instead.
A speed limit sign or a mile marker sign. Hiding in plain sight.
Hopefully horcrux can’t be damaged by bullets…
A butt plug
A single helium attom?
Hydrogen?
A mini solar powered satellite that i can shot into orbit, and a plastic dinosaur toy that which i just dump into a trashbin where it will be buried in landfill.
How do your followers access the satellite to bring you back?
Technically the potion doesn’t require a horcrux, it only need my father’s bone, my servant’s flesh, and my enemy’s blood. Horcrux is there so i won’t die.
That one manhole cover that got ejected from earth’s atmosphere
I think it’s cheating if you don’t have physical access to it otherwise you could just make it one of the voyager probes.
