• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      I’m sure the federation could cure the invasive parasites causing uncharacteristic personality changes and enhanced physical and psychic traits.

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    “It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out . . and then refused to yield and fought with honor”

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    Think of it. Five years ago, no one had ever heard of Yavin 4 or the Death Star. Now all our hopes rest here. Where the tides of fortune take us, no man can know.

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    Okay, I have a fever and I should probably be on cough medicine but I haven’t gotten my ass up to get some but this one had me laying on the floor laughing and weeping for air. Glory to the Empire!

    My lungs hurt.