I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Just don’t leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Child abandonment FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You’re supposed to watch porn in a hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I’m currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.
Masturbated to cat girl hentai for the glory of the empire!
I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just woke up from the recommended 8 hours of sleep for the glory of the empire
I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
That sucks, I’m sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just got back from taking my daughter to an antique mall to add to her vintage Raggedy Ann collection FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
(My baby turned 14 today, I’m trying not to cry about it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!)
I picked up dog shit for the glory of the empire.
I got my eyes checked by a doctor, for the glory of the empire!
I dropped an old dresser off at Goodwill FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!
Pumped some iron for the glory of the empire!
