We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
This is an incredible shitpost. Every lemmy-specific meme so far has felt forced and lame but this one is a thing of beauty.
Is this an AI thing? It’s an AI thing, isn’t it.
Edit: oh, just some normal bot I guess. I got the implication this was someone they were actually video chatting with.
normal bot
Are you suggesting there are abnormal, or even paranormal bots? 😱
My esteemed @Lemminary@lemmy.world, we’ve got much more options than that.
Hatman bot is watching you sleep…
I know this is a shitpost, but a dating community on Lemmy has potential.
I met my spouse of 15 years (so far) on Craigslist personals. My big selling points were a picture of my actual face and a detailed essay about what I wanted.
No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.
No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.
…that’s literally just most dating apps? The categories and prompts only exist because people generally suck at writing about themselves, or even understanding what other people might want to know.
I’m also biased, having found my partner on an app 🤷♂️
I’m not extremely informed on the subject. But I heard that most dating apps these days are highly motivated to NOT pair you with someone. Often through subtle means. This way you keep interacting with the site, buying upgrades to get your profile more visible or see more matches. It’s ridiculous.
No no no nO not th fedicerse chick :sob:
lol jealous much?
Motherfucker, that’s my girlfriend!
So this is how I find out I’ve been dumped.
She’s just doing this to make me jealous
Hilarious joke, but I wish it was posted to /c/shitpost instead. It will get removed from here, making a good joke lost.
Does she exist?
Big time.
losers, I get scammed by girls who are WAY hotter!
I have to give credit for this scammer knowing the Lemmy audience. Would they have as much of a chance of replies with a generic supermodel picture here?
I kind of recognize her… who was she?
Edit: Oh shit the spammer that’s DM’d me… that’s why. I blocked her right after I got the mail so I forgot about it.
I’m pretty sure the spammer is using a screenshot from one of Ro Randin’s videos. Worth checking out the channel if you haven’t, they make great videos.
Oh yeah, I saw her-- She was “single and in my area”, so OP and I must be neighbors. Hey Neighbor.
Downvoters are just jealous!
I get it. It’s nice to finally remember what this feels like after everything. Finally something solid to hold onto.
No, it’s just in the wrong sub, downvoters are objectively correct.
I’ve been offering free rimjobs on lemmy and I’m still lonely 😖
You should start offering Skyrim jobs.
Your loneliness status won’t be affected tho.
How you gonna hear the conversation from all the way down there?
So … this person is actually secretly connecting y’all together by having you bond over the shared experience?
Amazing!
Hole brothers! So holesome!
Am I missing something here?
There was a spam bot on the fediverse using this (the woman’s) image and the name Nicole, it would tell you that you could call her “The Fediverse Chick”.
Why do you look like a stock image
Headshot from years ago/furthered the joke by matching my profile picture.
BUT since you asked: my favorite part about it is that I’m not wearing any pants, but nobody knoooows. Seriously, I wasn’t wearing pants. And I was sitting on a crappy futon. But whatever gets me jobs, I guess.
but nobody knoooows.
Nobody used to know.
We will forget this fact by tomorrow, but it’ll be immortalised on the web of the fediverse
I’ll try to remind you.
I mostly just think it’s funny to use it professionally for that reason. But I ultimately don’t really care.
Your futon would likely be less crappy if you wore pants. I mean, if you’re gonna have a blowout, might as well do it on something you can throw in the wash.
Very dapper stock image despite the lack of diaper
i have you tagged as “not wearing pants”
