• Infinite@lemmy.zip
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    21 days ago

    If she went to someone’s home for surgery, she was already brain dead.

    (Apologies for making light of this tragedy, but dark humor is required to make this world bearable)

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      20 days ago

      We won’t know how it looked, maybe the “home” looked like a normal clinic.

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    21 days ago

    during a botched cosmetic surgery at his New York City home

    I don’t understand why someone would opt into surgery at a house.

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      20 days ago

      That’s something that bothers me in the UK. Many businesses are ran out of terrace houses. Especially dentists. They can look alright on the inside, but it really gave me the ick when looking for one and only seeing a dingy row of houses on google maps.

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      21 days ago

      A botched BUTT implant leading to a BRAIN-dead state isn’t oniony? Yeah, I get the lidocaine caused cardiac arrest which lead to her being brain-dead, but my first reaction was “how do you work on someone’s butt and leave them brain-dead?”

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        21 days ago

        No. It isn’t. Being funny or surprising doesn’t make an article oniony. The Onion isn’t any kind of humour, it’s specifically satire. A nottheonion article is one that appears to be satire, but isn’t. There is no illusory subtext to this article, so it isn’t oniony.

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    21 days ago

    So what I’m hearing is if he did a brain implant, you would end up butt dead? Because there are a lot of people who could use a brain implant and who cares about their butts.