unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleepThat would probably not make it past the yes without intervention.
spicy ao3 tags
I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”.
you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer
I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
Couldn’t agree more
Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal
based linux waiting for consent
Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
i actually have a
nobody:nobodychowned,=000chmodded file namedgrassin my home directoryits easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named
womanGrass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
I also
touch grassif I need to check if filesystem is read-write
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become womanbecome woman && touch $(whoami)bespoke: and then touch yourself
Real incel vibes here, OP
Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you’re this serious
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To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
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I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way.
Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :)
But only if she freely consents, of course
You’re 43 I mean you should have one
Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women
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Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
sudo !!
alias consent='chmod u+x'makes creating an executable very kinky.Why would consent imply that anything is kinky?
You’re
Is…is that how I get permission?
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