So it’s made of shit, right? And shit is an animal product. But barring a night of drinking or a particularly aggressive burrito, shitting does not harm the shitter; it’s beneficial and required. Also the animals in question can and do consent, does that make it vegan?
I read that thinking that it’s gotta be an April fools joke… and it is. See the editors note at the end.
Well, guess my memory goofed that one up. I had remembered it being a thing (and I thought I remembered something in shoprite).
But hey, thats why you can’t always trust what you remember!