Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1599arrow-down129file-text
arrow-up1570arrow-down1external-linkIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comJo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire. EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up131arrow-down2·2 months agoThe world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
minus-squarekooks_only@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoI had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
minus-squareGerblat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-22 months agoshakes you vigorously “Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
minus-squareBlumpkinhead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months ago“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”
The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
shakes you vigorously
“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”