I thought the CIA always maintained that they had nothing to do with Lee Harvey Oswald or the JFK assassination?

I’m out of the loop. What’s up with Zach Braff?

Ah, sorry. My adblocker blocks those annoyong popups. I had no idea.

Not to mention hilarity. Cool project though.

How did it take humanity this long to think of this‽

Old hardware. Maybe I could have run River, but in my experience this machine doesn’t like Wayland.

Also, Xenocara is pretty good. More secure than Xorg.

Oh, I see. My apologies. I couldn’t quite understand what you were saying back there.

Yes, there are a few packages missing. Notably, Micro, Mullvad Browser, and Librewolf are not in the repo or ports tree. I am also having trouble building mle from source, and of course things like Steam will probably never be available.

However, there are plenty of packages that can be substitutes for a lot of Linux software.

Pardon?

• Theme: TBD
• Bar: lemonbar-xft
• Web Browser: Links2
• Gemini Client: AV-98
• Editor: Vim (my preferred editor, micro, is currently broken due to syscall(2) being removed last year)
• Terminal: kermit
• Shell: yash
• Fetch: hyfetch / fastfetch
• Music Player: MPD

(My RAM usage is normally lower, but I had vimb running and syncthing syncing in the background)

• Distro: Devuan 5 (“Daedalus”)
• Init System: sysvinit
• Desktop: LXQt (X11)
• Window Manager: Openbox
• Fetch: Hyfetch
• GTK/Qt Theme: DarkCold
• Icon Theme: Crystal Remix
• Cursor Theme: Wonderland
• LXQt Theme: kvantum
• Openbox Theme: Onyx
• Zsh Theme: gentoo

• Browser: Mullvad Browser
• Terminal: QTerminal
• Shell: Zsh
• Editor: micro
• Pager: most

Yes. I am using the abrosexual flag and fastfetch as a backend. I installed hyfetch using pipx, so fastfetch is included. I am also using the neofetch-style config from the Git repo.

Finally, some classic Onion writing…

…wait, what do you mean this is real‽

Text posts don’t carry NSFW tags, weirdly.

As for links and images, you need to add content (either a link or an image) first:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Man, in every picture I see of that bastard, he somehow looks even more orange.

The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.

We honestly need a !notnotnottheonion now…