I used to work at a zoo. When you introduce a new animal to an exhibit, you soap the window so they don’t hurt themselves in their confusion. Just… Take a bar of soap and fog up the window with it.
Probably smells a lot better too.
I’d guess this would be significantly cheaper too.
Oh I always assumed that that inevitable wear and tear on the window, or poor maintenance
If im a monkee in da zoo imma lick that shit doe 🙊🐒🐵🙉
this seems ridiculous, why not just shut the window blind?
window binds still let the light into the house where the energy then turns to heat.
Heat-reducing window-tint on the other hand is pretty easy to install.
honestly, on the outside, the yoghurt probably isn’t a particularly durable layer (i.e. going away after the first rain,) and probably gets to smelling funky. On the inside, it’s probably going to also smell funky.
Tinfoil is twice as effective… Shocker
does it pair well with granola as well?
It also helps to stop people from looking in the window and seeing you smoke crack
Just owning some or do I have to eat it? Am I supposed to apply it to the house to reflect the heat?
You have to schmeer it on your windows. I dunno. It’s stupid
Why is it stupid if it yields results?
Lmao imagine the pov of the cow, live a life of suffering and misery only for your scope in life is to be schmeered on windows.
To lower the house temperature.
some people just don’t rtfa
With a title that good I will actively avoid reading it and make my own explanation. Much funnier.
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Reading the comments, TIL some countries spell it yogurt. The more you know!
i would just use cheap washable paint…
“big milkers want us to buy more dairy to fight climate change”
big milkers
I’m listening
vegans nod amongst themselves
“I told you, bro!”
Attract flies in this one easy step!
May the Schwartz be with you
And what about the senate?
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