I don’t want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data
Can’t believe they’re making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
Not just the big dookers. The green globbers and the brown bombers, too
Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.
No no. It’s regurgitating shit on the internet.
Okay, the toilet told me now I have a problem, but yet I still don’t have health care that I can afford. This short game fuckboy shit is just getting on my nerves. This is the dumbest country in the world, I swear to God.
The billions spent chasing these unicorns could be so much better used to lift communities out of poverty and give clean water and housing to thousands. Our priorities are fucked.
We already have the technology and resources for everyone to live in a post scarcity society.
And yet…
But everyone doesn’t want to live in a post-scarcity society. Lack of survival challenge leads to mental degradation.
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
Will the toilet refuse to flush without a subscription?
It’s out of magenta.
Isn’t that Smart Pipe?
Where all AIs belong.
Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
What if multiple people use the toilet? Does this device have some sort of poop-id?
Now these are the AI headlines I dreamed of so many years ago
AI and turds are redundant, btw.
Just gonna check ya asshole
