According to our internal call and subsequent meetings, we need to leverage the most recent rock technology in order to raise the level of productivity and the scalability of our pyramid business.
#productivity #teambuilding #notapyramidscheme
Signed: CEO of Egypt. Inc of pharaoh enterprises.
It was a Pyramid scheme!
Whips. Lots and lots of whips.
Where theres a whip theres a way
Yeah they used slavery instead
I hope you’re not taking info from christian piblications. These were professionals who lived in a dedicated settlement.
Not slaves
The masons and other specialized workers were paid, and there is a theory that many of the laborers living near Giza were paid, but no one actually knows if they were. What is known, is that slaves were used in that era, and thinking they weren’t at least used in transportation of materials is naive.
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how foolish of you to think they DIDNT have that
Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite
Just because they didn’t have modern technology doesn’t mean they didn’t have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.
They used RealVideo back in the day
This is why we shouldn’t overly glamorize the past.
They had their own workflow optimization which was do it or die. That can motivate some people.
The daily scrum probably helped
They had slaves. A lot of slaves.
The hell of one idea that just won’t die. It was created out of thin air by sheer force of racist speculation, and known to be wrong for close to a century. Yet people still keep repeating it.
Just throw human death and suffering at them until they’re finished!
Maybe they organised a pizza lunch for the survivors
Here come the slave and alien comments
Oh I was thinking underground mole people and wizards but I like your idea better
Lots and lots of beer
They probably just scrum pokered really well
