Eat the rich.
Visit the white house. Then the congress.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.
Then take a nap in the sun
If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?
You’d still get warm via conduction from the heated surface below you, but that’s a neat thought
Very good point, choosing an appropriate surface would become very important.
Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you’re good.
If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.
Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Man I’m old
Let me go wild…
This really is the best answer.
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Omg you’d be so Apex.
Really depends on a few things.
If it’s like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.
If it’s just a normal tiger that’s invisible, but without limits on how long and I’m in full control, no idea.
Physics experiments.
Would you don PPE?
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
No one said you could transform back…
I never said I would.
Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I’m thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.
No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can’t be seen.
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
I would chill tf out
Take a nap then start working to fuck off and vanish from the rest of the world before i get found and buried in a lab somewhere.
Eat Jeff Bezos
