Thought it would be fun to see what you all come up with on a whim. Try not to think about it too much; the spontaneity is what makes it fun!
Mine:
Darkness on sunny days, brightness in the dark. Every day.
Ten word requirement
It’s an interesting test
This one’s successful
My balls itch Irrate taint Just another day Bottom textI won’t be fooled
Into doing your homework
For you.
A woman from Kalamazoo
Whose limericks stopped at line two
It makes zero sense
To end with suspense
That’s not very nice, so fuck you!
I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Now I am drunk.
Roses are red, violets blue. Some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t.
I sit, pooping.
The cramps
come in
waves.
Send help.Sure, absolutely:
“Give me a ten-word poem”
Magical HaikuThe world is ending
And I wish you were here
No.
I won’t.
Why should I?
I refuse on principle.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, Blowing through the jasmine…
Tanned arms, skinned knees, bug bites
Summer leaves its markBe grateful, I tell myself
But the longing doesn’t listenFear not, the Cheeto Chimp, his death is likely near.
Take the train to Spain. They have such lovely terrain.
